Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. I mean, luck? I thought that was you! - The Juggernaut. Come quietly, or there will be trouble. From $1.35. Fu fu Wade Wilson: [he hears a knife open]Deadpool: Is there a knife in my d**k?Cable: Theres a knife in your d**k, yes. You're still using my Velcro labels. : Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head now! Deadpool 2 flips Domino's appearance by keeping Beetz's natural skin tone and created a pale circle around her eye based . : [pulls out a knife] Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. Peter (You can . Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Cultural appropriation? Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. Special Forces. But if you kill him, he wins. Probably a guy who can't draw feet! I only do over the pants mouth stuff! By the time the movie's end credits roll, Deadpool 2 has established a new (and far less accident-prone) X-Force lineup of Deadpool, Cable, Domino, Firefist, and Dopinder the cabbie. Deadpool [Restored to full health after his collar broke off] According to the Kbler-Ross model, denial is just one of the five stages of grief. Deadpool: Fuck your rules! Deadpool: Is that a fanny pack? With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Unknown. What about your girl, your wife?Cable: No, my familys safe. Um, I just saw the ad. You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! The Juggernaut! Deadpool: For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! Im going to pretend like that never happened. Deadpool: But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. "Hey, it's me! Can I have one of those guns? Deadpool: I really liked her, you know? I'm gonna go there and be their Superman. - Deadpool Yes, it is. Deadpool: You're right. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. Deadpool: You're about to get dick-slapped! Powes, fight scenes and quotes of Neena Thurman/Domino portrayed by Zazie Beetz on Deadpool 2 (2018). The difference is night and day. Wade Wilson: From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. This is crazy. - Deadpool. I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. Don't make me say it. Look at me. Now, if youll excuse me, Ive got tumors to grow. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. Deadpool: Peter, Im going to miss him most. Hey, it's me! No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. Ah, planets. : Deadpool: Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. Something I could never master. [to himself, holding the Green Lantern script] I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring. Fuck! First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Easily one of the funniest lines of Deadpool 2, this bit manages to do three things all at once. Cable: No more speaking lines for you. 0. 4. A good day. He loves killing kids. Domino: Peter! Come on. Deadpool I was a soldier. [cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets]. What a d**k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? Wade Wilson: Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. : Bad ass, that's all you've got. : Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool: George Michael was right. I'll be right back. Im never going to dance again. It's a god-damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! [blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun]. Deadpool: Tell me they got that in slow motion. Let me see here. If you find a type 3, let us know. I know you're gonna say legs! They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience. He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. George Michael was right. Bleeding Cool. And I didnt do it for you. open/close all folders. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Deadpool Besides, I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.Deadpool: But heres the thing, isnt that how it always works? James Gunn Reveals New Superman, Batman Movies and More, Avengers: The Kang Dynasty, Quantumania Exclusive Interview | Phase Zero ft. Jeff Loveness, Willem Dafoe Asked Emma Stone to Slap Him 20 Times, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Streaming Date Announced, Scream VI First Reactions Call It Best Since Original, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Returning to Theaters, Stealing Pulp Fiction: Tarantino-Inspired Heist Comedy Unveils Cast, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Social Media Accounts Adopt Mutant Mayhem Logo Ahead KCAs, Godzilla Vs. Kong Parody to Receive Hilarious Sequel. There's one out there for you. Cable: Its both history teacher and fortune teller. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. I think he did. To understand why I took a cat-nap on one twelve hundred gallons of high-test fuel I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Maximum effort. And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Peter: Lets go tip to tip. Deadpool: Pain teaches us who we are.' - Peter. "Can you speak up? : It isnt too late. Wait, no, STOP! It also plays to Colossus' earliest comic book appearances, in which he would regularly utter this Russian statement meaning "my god. Domino Domino: There it is. Yukio: I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. Sometimes it's so bad we feel like we're dying, but we can't really live until we die a little, can we? Just walk away!Peter: But were X-Force!Deadpool: Nope! : The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. Jesus Christ, Buck! Right. You are not your father. Besides, were X-Men.Deadpool: No, youre X-People.Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Youre X-hausting.Deadpool: I see what you did there. Cable: The names Cable. Cable: Dont do it. Doesn't make any sense. According to the Kubler-Ross model denial is just one of the five stages of grief.Deadpool: Jesus Christ, Buck! From now on, well be known as X-Force.Domino: Isnt that a little derivative?Deadpool: I dont recall asking your opinion, Peter!Peter: That wasnt me. And youre absolutely right. Get outta my head! You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?". Weasel: And last, but not least. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe? What about your girl and your wife? Headmaster: [putting lotion on face] - May 22, 2018 03:19 pm EDT. Cable's relentlessly dark worldview and violent attitude are made much more amusing based on this comparison to the DC films of Zack Snyder. As one of only two survivors of a government experiment called Project: Armageddon, Neena Thurman gained the ability to manipulate luck and became the mercenary, Domino. Wade Wilson: : We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Probably a guy who can't draw feet! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." She's not coming back. Cable: Make it quick. "Domino.". Isn't that how it always works? Let's see YOUR soul, perv! [Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest]. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Deadpool: [Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies]. OPENING CREDITS. Cable: You remind me of my wife.Deadpool: Im sorry. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." : Colossus: The first Deadpool ended with Colossus putting forward a classic concept of heroism only to have it rejected. They got the legs out and said "You know what? I'm dropping in. He hurt you badly. Olivia Singh. Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever-. A handful of 'Deadpool' fans aren't happy Not when it comes to new images of 'Deadpool 2' character, Domino. This is so much tougher than I thought. That came out wrong. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Deadpool: : It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. I f***ing did this. It's just hard to picture. This is crazy. Juggernaut: Domino And have consensual sex with their sister? CUT TO: INT. Colossus: Wade Wilson: Cable: Deadpool: "I've been traveling to exotic placesBaghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonvillemeeting new and exciting people." Weasel: "And killing them. I cant trust anybody! - Weasel. Deadpool: I dont know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable: No.Deadpool: Yes. We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up. The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. A mood that is about to get significantly worse." You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. Deadpool: [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] Copyright 2023 | All Rights Reserved | All images are copyright of their respective owners | Stock images by Depositphotos, 'Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Company Credits Hi. Domino She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. "Family was always an f-word for me." Fearing they'd kill her as a result, Domino's birth mother whisked her away to . Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel licensed by Fox. Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. : Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, and a few others reprise their roles but there are . Family was always an F-word to me. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] You used the last of your fuel. Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Wade Wilson: OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Juggernaut! We explain how these luck powers actually work. What's your superpower? yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. Everything usually works out for me.Deadpool: Luck isnt a superpower.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, it isnt.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, maam.Domino: Mmm-hmm.Deadpool: Mario No-pez.Domino: Yeah.Deadpool: Nacho cheese.Domino: No, it definitely is.Deadpool: Theres no way that itDomino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.Domino: No, no, no. Firefist: Blind Al: I heard the news, sweetie. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. X-Men! If you have not yet seen the film, please bookmark this page, and save the read until after your screening! And everyone not on the helicopter! According to the Buck: Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. Rock, meet Bottom. You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch! But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Lets flip a coin, okay? Ha ha! [During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob]. ,Weasel: Colossus: Terry Crews plays Bedlam, a member of X-Force, in "Deadpool 2." But this version of a team of more edgy X-Men mutants doesn't last long in the movie. (You can . As a former X-Man Bedlam Deadpool: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: I spent ten years in Special Forces! Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! The Juggernaut! Deadpool 2 displays Domino's ability hilariously. Deadpool: He winds up a music box and places it on his desk. "All of these elderly white men on the walls, I should have brought my rape whistle." Cable: Relax. In "Cool Runnings," it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. [Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him]. Go get 'em, tiger! Hands off that kid, John Conner! And three, at what point do audiences say, Enough with the robotic arms?. [to Cable] No. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! My body is an instrument of death. I can distort electrical fields. Ha! Deadpool: You know what we need to do? Which literally translates to, I dont bargain, pumpkin f***er.. But in this film, well, youre looking at it. Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Literally, solid, powder white with a black eye tattoo over her left eye. This is crazy. Copyright 2023 ComicBook.com. He even runs like a fucking pervert. Yukio, Wade. "Vanessa: You know I love you, Wade. No No, I spit acidic vomit. : I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? 20th Century Fox. It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. The name's Cable! Deadpool: I dont speak Cantonese, Mister[he looks at card and then tosses it] Deadpool: Well, Im not even going to attempt that. People nobody would touch. 9. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! I hope the Academy is watching. Weasel: Yeah, we still have Bowie. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Vanessa: Do you want to build a snowman? Weasel Deadpool Because I've been inside you. : Go get 'em, tiger! But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. Big CGI fight comin' up! Vanessa awaits. Wolverine: Weasel: I should've worn my white pants. Firefist: My heart is in the right place. A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of. I've been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again. She always struggled. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and then have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Deadpool: No, Im pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa: Baby, thats Empire. She was funny filtered her pain through the prism of humor. We're gonna lose 'em. Don't scratch! "Bad Deadpool! Deadpool: Fuck Wolverine. We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years. Deadpool: When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time. And certainly not very cinematic. Where is he? Wade Wilson: Why couldn't God take my hearing? Codswallop. One: is dubstep still a thing? I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. [to Cable] Your souls are beyond redemption! Dopinder: But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. [to Cable] The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir. Wade Wilson: : He presses the button . When I get really scared I get nervous erections. Starring:Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapii, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. 1 #11 (June 1992). What the fuck knuckles is this? I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. Morena Baccarin. You got me. Deadpool: Lets make a super baby.Vanessa: Pretty sure it doesnt work that way, but we can try. - Blind Al (Deadpool 2), 'People think they understand pain. Deadpool: [after he realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him] You time-sliding son of a b**ch. Deadpool: Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al, Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying", as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool, Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away, Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing, the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted, yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute, upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa, Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords, Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest, after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission, referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell, Restored to full health after his collar broke off, Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. [after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him]. : So, guys, those were some of the best quotes of Deadpool from his two movies. [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. Wolverine: By Chase Magnett Hey, look at me. Deadpool 2 adds several big guns to Fox's X-Men cinematic universe. He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. - Deadpool. That's from Robocop! We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. He was a bit of a prick. With that many great bits of dialogue, it can be difficult to recall all of the funniest (and sometimes poignant) moments without a complete script in front of you. Enjoy! "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. You're the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. Deadpool: - Deadpool. Deadpool: Domino Domino You get the strap-on. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. [he hugs Cable]Deadpool: Pelvis to pelvis. Its a little hard to hear you with that pity d**k in your mouth. Oh, yes. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Wade, whoever they are, we'll track them down, and bring them to justice. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container]. - Wade Wilson An ocean is water. "It's a big house. Im going to touch them all over. T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. | We're better than him! We're definitely naming our kid Cher! But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? Who knew these winds would be so strong?Domino: Everyone! Blind Al: What do you say we go fuck some shit up? Deadpool Domino Even if we were there's a wind advisory in effect until at least Ryan Reynolds: I loved her like an ocean loves water. I want to become a contract killer. Colossus: Doing the right thing is sometimes messy, and fucked up, and not particularly convenient. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Right next to a. Just once. Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. Weasel: Domino Thank you, Bedlam. And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"? Buck: Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye. [to Peter] You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. Weasel: Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name. : I couldn't kill me. Lady Luck, take the wheel. Deadpool: Ha ha! No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. : Blind Al manages to keep Deadpool going no matter how many new rock bottoms he finds. . Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? When Deadpool first mentions this line, it's a funny tag in a monologue with much funnier moments. Wade Wilson: Bring it in. Im dying in this one, too. Just walk away. : You're so dark. Domino That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Peter: Men! You guys make a super cute couple. New Deadpool 2 Footage Shown During the Various Walking Dead Shows. X-Force: Neena Thurman / Domino, Jesse Aaronson / Bedlam, Benjamin Russell / Shatterstar, Axel Cluney / Zeitgeist, The Vanisher, Peter. That's fine. Well, I'm not even going to attempt that. "Family is not an F-word. Yeah, why would they? Are you sure youre not from the DC universe? Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. That came out wrong. Wade Wilson: Wade Wilson: Wade Wilson: We're better than that! Okay. Well, guess what, Wolvie? : Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Deadpool: What's your shtick? Oh yeah. Retrieved . Deadpool: [looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him]. That wasn't me. The day of reckoning is here! Why do you think I'm helping him? Juggernaut: Wait, you can't go back. Cable: But that's where you'd be wrong. Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. No it isn't. Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. It's music, but it sucks. Literally, in the case of Cable and his arsenal. Deadpool: By Joshua Kristian McCoy. Firefist: When she randomly jumps onto a moving vehicle, she's able to land directly in the passenger's seat. He's an over-the-top meathead who perfectly summarizes himself with this one line as he prepares for a brawl. : Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Deadpool: And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems! We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: Dopinder: Youre my Tom Cruise!Deadpool: And youre my Kristen Dunst! Just cleaning up the timelines! There's a knife in your dick, yeah. | Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]. Deadpool: Special Forces. Wade Wilson: You're X-hausting. You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy! Domino Gender neutral. I'm gonna rip you in half now. [while "dying"] [fighting the Juggernaut] Deadpool 2. I was born into war, bred into it. Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker. Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. Deadpool Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. Wade Wilson: "You Can't Stop This Mother F***er". YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. Rock, meet Bottom. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. Um, I just saw the ad. Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes. Aw. : : Here we go. This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. Deadpool: I won't even make it to one. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. Domino: Its really just a sip of tea at this point.Deadpool: Zip it, black Black Widow! Luck is not a superpower! Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up?Juggernaut: Lets f*** some s**t up is my legal middle name. [he shoots the old Deadpool several more times]Deadpool: Love you! Surprising no one, Deadpool 2 is packed with a non-stop barrage of hilarious jokes, one-liners and sight gags. You're just a kid. [to Wade] Russell's not gonna kill anyone. We need a code. They probably won't even make a 3. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. Wade Wilson: What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? - Deadpool. Gary Peter 28. Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! Crews explains how the X . [charging at Juggernaut] [after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Deadline. Deadpool: The character has a long history with both . Heads, you did it for me. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. This is crazy. No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device. From $1.46. Cable: Accidental double entendres! Deadpool: